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Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 12 March 2012 04:16 / United States
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By  btstig  |  11

Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " cunt punt".

By  808Boyo  |  4

Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"

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  Krajjan  |  9

That's lawful cause for divorce right there.

By  808Boyo  |  4

Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"

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  j_cat187  |  19

Grab her ass it's over 9000!!!... Pounds.

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Hey, at least you got a free circumcision! Well... Kinda

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  22cute  |  17

If this were a man doing similar to his wife all you trolls would be tucking it up and telling her to grow a sense of humor. So suck it up & grow a sense of humor, Gits!

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  btstig  |  11

But it's not 126 so chill and stfu.

By  btstig  |  11

Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " cunt punt".

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  enriquepp  |  4

O god why would you follow a grammar lesson with that? You are right I should have been less careless.

By  mikeymayhem_87  |  15

Flick her in the nips and yell shrinkage? Or perhaps make "echoed" noises at her vagina?

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