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Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their backyard. How? My dog just threw up a nice smelly consistency of spaghetti, plastic and cigarette butts on my carpet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16809) - you deserved it (2427)

On 02/13/2011 at 3:36am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

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You deserve it if you dont have a fence or let your dog walk around freely. FYL if there is a fence and you son/daughter let the dog out and it went to the burnt garbadge.

#1 - On 02/13/2011 at 10:21am by The_Commentor_

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The keyword is "their" backyard. Keep your dog in your yard!

#14 - On 02/13/2011 at 10:40am by Xquisite1

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