Today, is my first day as a student nurse. It was also the first day I learnt I was allergic to latex gloves. FML

by curiousminx / 12/05/2016 at 9:32pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work

Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML

by alison89430 / 12/05/2016 at 5:35pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous

2016/12/08
Blog

Today, I told my husband of 26 years that I was lonely. He asked what he could do to help. I said, "Just talk to me". Without a word, he went to sleep. FML

by tricia_11 / 12/05/2016 at 5:15pm / Love

Today, like most weekends, I got swindled into being the designated driver for our group. Too bad this weekend was my birthday. FML

by designated driver / 12/09/2016 at 10:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation

Today I found out that paying $40 for next-day shipping doesn't ensure that you'll receive the item the next day or even the next week. I assumed it was my fault for ordering too late into the holiday season. Turns out they never shipped it. When I finally received it 10 days late, it was the wrong item. FML

by __shirtless__ / 12/09/2016 at 10:09pm / Holidays

Today, a client says his new website design isn't what he expected at all and wants a full refund or else he will sue me in court. The design is exactly what he picked out when I presented the mock-ups. FML

by revenueempire / 12/09/2016 at 4:48pm / Work

2016/12/05
Blog

Today, I was talking to a friend about the US presidential election and mentioned the UK. She got really confused and told me she'd always thought they were the same country. FML

by caseyl / 12/09/2016 at 11:04am / Miscellaneous

Today, I fell and fractured my tailbone. I just healed from my last tailbone fracture 4 weeks ago. FML

by pinklatina / 12/09/2016 at 3:01pm / Canada / Health

Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back, where I work, and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML

by justhatelife / 12/09/2016 at 9:49am / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML

by natural selection i guess / 12/09/2016 at 4:02am / Miscellaneous

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2016/12/09
The Illustrated

Illustration by S-Kro   Their interview