About Fml0505
I'm just an ordinary towel, in a lot of ways. I was a colorful, soft, and gentle soul. Full of purpose, and eager to help. Always there to wrap around your shoulders and make everything seem alright. I waited and waited for these moments, and you'd always come back. I didn't mind waiting, if it was for you. I never felt like I was alone. Until the day you stopped coming. Left out to dry, I drifted into the darkness and slowly withered away. My minds eye had nowhere to look but inward, and there it stayed. Never blinking, never faltering; always peering down on me, demanding that I look back, demanding that I see who I really am. I was always alone... I'm just a towel.
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Fml0505's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    11%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
    0%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    31%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    8%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    16%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    41%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    44%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    38%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    69%
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Fml0505's favorite FMLs
By noname / Saturday 13 December 2008 05:48 / France
By Oh-Shit! / Saturday 10 August 2013 15:23 / United States
By fml - / Saturday 10 August 2013 10:48 / United States - Perry

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

By nicholascageonyourface - / Sunday 9 June 2013 05:13 / United States - Papillion
By immovingout - / Saturday 4 May 2013 17:46 / United States - Huntington Station