About Puregold
Hey people of FML!! Instead of going out and doing something about the fact that I'm 18 and HAVE NO LIFE, I'm here on FML. And therein lies the problem. (But I haven't visited the site as many times as my profile says...that's kind of weird.) If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Puregold's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The list of badges to find
Puregold's favorite FMLs
By Girl123999 - / Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:07 / United States

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

By Soapy - / Sunday 28 June 2009 07:23 / United States
By sad_panda - / Friday 26 June 2009 19:48 / United States
By toothfairy - / Friday 26 June 2009 14:20 / United Kingdom

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

By Jeweler - / Friday 26 June 2009 06:13 / United States