About Dracoboxer357
Hiya. While I haven't commented in a while, I still glance through here daily. I seem to have lost some of that "urge to splurge" my thoughts and opinions lately... :p Just looking for grins and giggles. If you feel the urge to message me, go ahead. I will read them and respond to most anything asked or shared, but if you Must be an asshole, don't be surprised if replying doesn't become my top priority. Sorry! :) (Indecent) sense of humour, movie nut, fitness & health nut, chess player, power engineer, millwright, ex-boxer and current ninjutsu practitioner. Don't take anything I say too seriously, I mostly don't care enough to actually piss anyone off. I like all the regular commentators here. :)
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Dracoboxer357's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

By PicturePerfect - / Monday 2 March 2009 21:33 / Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML

By bad in the sack / Saturday 5 July 2014 04:26 / United States

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 April 2014 20:12 / United States - Ellicott City

Today, while I thought I'd never had an orgasm, my doctor informed me that I'm actually having orgasms almost every time I have sex. They just feel like utterly frustrating, slightly painful, unpleasurable and completely unsatisfying muscle contractions. FML

By HanBroman - / Monday 17 March 2014 08:05 / Australia - Sydney

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

By holy sleet - / Friday 29 November 2013 21:49 / United States - Rochester