loveliving

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

Freudian slip

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

Real estate

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML

Harsh

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML