By Anonymous /
Friday 14 June 2013 00:30 /
United Kingdom - Southampton
FML is one of my favorite websites, mainly because i love reading anecdotes in which people suffer.. you've guessed it, i'm not a creepy. sadistic sociopath, who owns a dungeon in their basement, where he regularly lets loose of his perverted fantasies...In all seriousness, I'm just an average guy from Hungary (spare me the 'hungry' jokes), with a passion for Harry Potter, The Song of Ice and Fire, and all kinds of crap... I speak 3 languages, Hungarian, English, aaaaand a bit of French.As my profile pic suggests, my deepest aspiration is to become a ghost upon death, to float about in the ether, observing naked human beings, and all the while, making bits of gooey ectoplasm fly all around the place until the end of time... Ah, sweet dreams...
Usually i'm just lurking around in the shadows, reading fmls and doing whatever people do here.. soo that's about it. If, by any wondrous reason, you want to message me, feel free to do it! :D
tl;dr: I'm a freak
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator. -
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked. -
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game. -
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article. -
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it. -
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.” -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why. -
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in -
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By Missusluv313 - /
Monday 17 September 2012 11:25 /
United States - Merrillville
