dorkyprincess

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

Today, I learned that when the power goes out at my house, my family thinks you can no longer flush the toilet. FML

Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML