Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Re4mstr
Mr Volda, Norway 36 years-old
E or
United States
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Nxydolli
United Kingdom
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
foolmetwice
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML