Miss Bramton, Canada 29 years-old Single
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML
Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML
Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML
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