Samanthamordecai
Howdy. I'm Sam. Why you would read this is beyond me, but I might as well fill it out right?
-I'm from a microscopic town in Washington State.
-My musical interests: Lady Gaga, MGMT, The Fray, Kings Of Leon, Liz Gillies, Pixie Lott, The Lonely Island, 3oh!3, and Cobra Starship
-I am obsessed with communitychannel, grav3yardgirl, and JennaMarbles.
-I have the attention span of a fruit fly and thoroughly enjoy talking with a southern drawl. Okay I lied. I thoroughly enjoy talking in many accents.
-I find myself quite amusing. My friends think I'm funny and I love entertaining people.
-I sing, draw, and spend hours upon hours on the Internet. FML, Facebook, Reddit, and YouTube, mostly.
Message me or communicate with me in some other way it you'd like.
Wow, I can't believe this actually got published! :O Okay, most of the questions are how: it's a sports bra. I hooked it in the back, and as I was adjusting the front so that it, ahem, fully encompassed everything and that the straps weren't twisted, my hand slipped as I was pulling up the front, and with the power of the elastic, hit myself in the mouth. I know, it was pretty silly.