Today, I have a condition that when I get nervous, I get horrible diarrhea. I was taking an online math test worth a huge portion of my grade when I felt the rumble. Turning off the camera is an automatic fail, so I had to take my laptop to the bathroom with me. The teacher kicked me out of class. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, I went to the toilet during drama class, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML
Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML
Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML
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Chazzster 32
Tough situation! My wife has a digestive system like yours. If she gets scared or nervous her bowels go liquid… One time we got stranded on a long trip in an lonely area with very little traffic, in the dark, and my wife thought we were going to die. And then she had to. Fortunately we had paper towels in the car…
JBChristian 47
You can absolutely request reasonable accommodation for this medical condition. Get a doctor to help you with the request.
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Chazzster 32
Tough situation! My wife has a digestive system like yours. If she gets scared or nervous her bowels go liquid… One time we got stranded on a long trip in an lonely area with very little traffic, in the dark, and my wife thought we were going to die. And then she had to. Fortunately we had paper towels in the car…
Anzubar007 4
Man, that's crappy
Yudith 28
Maybe you can contest it? Anyway, the next time, it might be better to go without food for 12 hours before any important event in your life. Or Imodium might help.
JBChristian 47
You can absolutely request reasonable accommodation for this medical condition. Get a doctor to help you with the request.