Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I had a surprise test for Economics. While taking the test, I put my head down so I could think. A while later, I awoke to the whole class turning in their test. I had to turn in my test incomplete. No questions answered, just my name, the date, and a pool of drool. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
I usually wore ear plugs to those types of tests. Everyone around you should have brought nose plugs instead. You obviously needed a butt plug.
goodoldave 17
Damn. At least you didn't Shit your pants.
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Comments (65)
goodoldave 17
Damn. At least you didn't Shit your pants.
ApollosMyth 22
He'll never live this down, I can't imagine what ******** in his pants would cause.
RAUHWeltBegriff 9
Greg the Soccer Player: What the **** Evan we're down two points! Evan: ******' calm down Greg, it's soccer, it's soccer. Greg the Soccer Player: **** you man. Seth: Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again? Greg the Soccer Player: That was like eight years ago asshole. Seth: People don't forget.... This will be op
PenguinBitch 44
25- *shit. In Op's case.
Laurenluvz 11
25, Where did you get Greg/Seth from? OP's name is Skyler. o.o
ZacZ 8
Hahaha perfect
Thursday737 7
25 - You have an awesome name. Nakai-san!
mrwawa 8
Beep beep it's the down vote train bitches.
mr_sarcastic416 29
all aboard!!
jipster 11
Marked for your lifetime
ripresno 10
Mark in your pants...
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Marking your territory.
stevothedevo 25
Skid marking.
cyanidesandwich 21
Well did you check for any curds of shit in your pants?
Charmillionaire 13
As if I needed another reason to hate cottage cheese...
gc327072 31
That's possible? No whey!
sniken 14
I'm guessing re-entering the classroom afterwards was the worst. Fyl.
chris_a7x 11
At least you could leave class and sleep!
ShawnBushOG 9
you can't help it.. not your fault
peacelovecoffee 20
I don't think that makes OP feel any better!
xSunnyOlivia 17
Why are people thumbing this down?
PrincessPesa 20
Because it's not funny, damn it. Now make us laugh or get off the island!
DocBastard 40
I usually wore ear plugs to those types of tests. Everyone around you should have brought nose plugs instead. You obviously needed a butt plug.
sniken 14
There's always a next time.
allie2590 31
It would probably just come shooting back out the way it went in.
rg350dx 29
I can just imagine OP finishing the test, falling asleep, butt plug inserted, and get so backed up with farts it just shoots out and KO's the proctor as he/she walked by.
skyeyez9 25
At least OP's butthole wasn't sealed shut and had to be cut open to fart. Gotta find something positive right?
Wimoweh 10
Butt plug...that doesn't sound all too pleasant.
NagainaFier 16
Depends on who you ask, 59; if it exists, someone has a kink for it.
SmosherMe 6
Sex toys for non-farting purposes!
SanaSazi 32
lol
elcieloskyler 5
HAHAHAAHAHAAH OH MY GOODness i wish i would have had one. you made my day. (my account that i posted this on tells me im missing verification when i comment or reply so i had to make another one)
Wizardo 34
Seems as if the monitor caught wind of your antics down there...
Lizardgirl 7
I read this and pictured a giant monitor lizard...
AH1Zviper 15
Look on the bright side. At least you finished.
noobsatin 19
that's embarrassing. but at least you know you fart in your sleep. better them knowing than your boyfriend or girlfriend.
Palirose 22
Even if a boyfriend or girlfriend knew...who cares? It's a natural thing. I fart in my sleep. For someone to hold that against someone is stupid. Everyone poops..and farts. Just part of the human body.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Well, most people do fart in their sleep. When it happens in front of strangers or a large group of people that are mostly just random people and mere acquaintances, it is rather embarrassing. I am much more comfortable farting in front of my husband than I am in front of anyone else. So I'd think that the OP might actually rather this happened in front of their bf/gf than in front of their entire class.
dancinwookie 21
#36- I totally agree. If I couldn't fart in front of Harley, I'd spontaneously combust, which would be pretty cool...but farting competitions are more fun.