Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year-old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
Today, it’s been three hours since my girlfriend starting giving me the silent treatment. I went to the bakery to buy some pastries, so I asked her if she wanted any before I left. She said “No.” I came home with one pastry for myself and she threw a tantrum because she'd said “No” to see if I would get her one anyway. I’m confused. FML
Today, my husband once again thought it would be funny to rage-bait our child during dinner. There was screaming, food being thrown around, and a whole lot of running around instead of eating. I already had a headache and was already overstimulated, so I had to fend off a meltdown. All this over chicken burgers. FML
Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML
Today, my toddler threw a screaming, rampaging fit, because I ate the last chocolate mousse from the fridge. Did I forget to mention said toddler is actually my 52 year old dad? FML
Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML
Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML
Today, my husband decided that if he's not hungry, then I'm not allowed to make myself any food. FML
Today, I got mad at my boyfriend and gave him the silent treatment. He still hasn’t noticed. It’s been four hours, and he just asked if I wanted to order pizza, assuming I was "thinking really hard about something." FML
Today, my husband suddenly decided he was going to stop talking about all the changes he needed to make, and finally do them. That's great, except that in less than a day, he lost his shit at me and our young kids for not immediately fixing everything about ourselves as well. They're still sobbing and he doesn't care. FML
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Yarrachel 16
I'd be pissed if the chocolate chip muffins were gone too, but your husband needs to get over it. Looks like you are making a car trip with two kids.
yummayy_ 11
Then its payback time. No sex for a month! :D
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Comments (85)
despiau1 0
only hitler would eat the last muffin!
Persephone1001 3
If they're communal muffins, why do you have any less right to eat the last one than him? This is why I'm single - I can't stand the immaturity of the average adult male.
Squeaky_Tomato 14
I feel the same way. :)
momo1972 3
shouldn't have eaten the muffin, or give him your "muffin" to compensate, minus any chocolate chips
Karma_apoc 8
So next time he's hrny shut him down.
Majick13 1
Be happy he didnt b*#$$slap you
Perc_fml 2
If you didn't want the silent treatment you shouldn't have eaten the last friggin muffin! lol
frankdank 3
You could have a traded him a BJ for the muffin, you would have had a little frosting for it too = win/win.
rasta_pasta 4
Because everything men do is childish and immature apparently, but women are downright angels.
Lily_lops95 0
you know what OP Id like to hear what your husband has to say about this...because I would slap you across the face for even thinking about taking the last chocolate chip muffin and I'm sure there was something else you did to get that silent treatment...now I want a muffin...thanks a lot OP
dansco 25
Laughs on you, greedy sod! Some much for sharing, it would've stopped this... lol