Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML
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Top comments
UnearthlyEnemy 9
Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".
Semi_Interested 3
That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.
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Comments (176)
Pandacupcakelove 26
I would have loved seeing that! Hahaha!
DKjazz 20
Somebody forgot to take his meds.
ryukk_fml 3
There is nothing wrong with a little man love. C:
DKjazz 20
Fair enough, but if a girl had grabbed his beard and proclaimed her love for him, just out of nowhere and in all seriousness, wouldn't you think she was out of her mind?
loserman67 36
There is nothing in the world more refreshing as love at first sight. He probably walked away dreaming of your manly whiskers tickling his upper lip as you kiss, then feeling them scratch against his thighs as you provide him with oral pleasure. Imagine the spank session he is going to have at home tonight! You have provided this man with hours, possibly days or weeks of pleasure. I tip my cap to you Sir, you are generous to a fault and think only of others!
TrentF13 12
He must have been talking about the small bump on your nose. It's very attractive.
Kir0v 3
Abort
loserman67 36
Noor, you are a hopeless romantic!
ddddddddg 9
That's....creepy
maryhellion 3
He must have been a pogonophile.
ayyemmcee 1
Maybe he's just bad at pickup lines, and that was his way of hitting on you....
Smileycloud 14
Is this man's name Kesha by any chance ?