Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML
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Top comments
UnearthlyEnemy 9
Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".
Semi_Interested 3
That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.
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Comments (176)
ThermiteKitten 8
Purge the taint with fire. But not too much, just enough to get your beard straight.
JasbAngel_fml 2
Maybe he was talking to the beard?
twilightsoccer 5
I was waiting for the "and I'm a woman.."
caligirl___21 4
Hahahahaha *weeze* hahaha that made my day!
Carlie_McCartney 1
I always thought "Ke$ha" was a man ;)
ghettobrite 0
Haha
trollierthanthou 1
*achem*.....BROOOMANCCCEEE!!! Nothin really gay about it,not that theres anythin wrong with being gay...
christinnaaa 10
I like your beard ~~ Kesha
LilSideTwerk 0
maybe he was talkin too tha beard?
sexiSugarplum 0
Awe that's sweet, see he can see your beauty even under a beard!! Chin up girl :)