Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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jpoole 4
Your friends are retarded.
WCARlover 35
How awkward...it's pretty cruel that that is the way they decided to tell you...
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Comments (121)
hateevryone 15
your friends are idiots.
thereal501 2
Fairly certain I've seen this scenario on 4 different shows. Look em up. start with 30 rock. They have some good tips on how to Handle the situation.
keepingitnasty 15
Well...did you two scissor? Sounds like good times to me.
Eternal94 10
I feel bad for you. last year My cousin burl out to everyone in Christmas party that "I'm a lesbian" then my sister look at me and said " you sleep on the couch". Everyone were laughing.
WizardMermen 3
What? Did your cousin say that she was a lesbian or that you were a lesbian? Either way, what does that have to do with your sister telling you to sleep on a couch?
Eternal94 10
Im not a lesbian But he tell everyone that I'm a lesbian caz I dot have a bf. Oh we shared the same room. But different bed.
Eternal94 10
She meant to say the couch outside the room
pulore 3
F'ing CLASSIC!! love it. Sorry OP.
moonlight6654 6
Those are some nice friends you have.
fawfulster 11
Charlotte Maurice Bing?
redtigerlily 5
Well, was the date hot or not?
chengy4191 7
Take a hint they probably know u better than u know yourself op lol
nidawi 0
you should say "I'm an actor, they're all actors, and you're on MTVs disaster date!" and then run away..