Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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jpoole 4
Your friends are retarded.
WCARlover 35
How awkward...it's pretty cruel that that is the way they decided to tell you...
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Comments (121)
goodgirlxgonebad 3
That's awesome. Maybe if you're having trouble with guys you should just give it a shot :)
angryoriental 0
So do you look like the typical butch lez? Cause I've never seen two hot ones ever.... Except in **** which doesn't count.
LadyOpheliac 5
Come on, butch girls can be hot too. -_- I'm a lipstick(maybe chapstick) lesbian myself, and some butches are indeed unattractive, but some are really gorgeous.
Naitsi 19
your friends are stupid
saddgurl 0
You could just be on disaster date...
wittygirl 8
Set them up too and make sure it's a pedo or a rapist. That'll teach them to do that to you!
NullPointer 20
That's pretty messed up... people need to be more open minded. Do you know how you know if someone is straight or gay? It isn't from their voice, or what they drink, or how they dress, of the words they use, or the tv shows they like. It's from their sexual preference. You shouldn't assume that your friend is gay just because they fit into your stereotypical gay criteria.
15rosES_fml 0
Some friends:/ I would be so mad at them.
FemmePagan 0
Well, play along with this idea of being a lesbian.
briannajm 9
Hahaha ummm yeah, you may want to do some soul searching their . If they were that convinced you were into girls then you may be sending out a gay vibe .
annwriter 0
Those aren't friends... You need people who respect you!!!