Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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jpoole 4
Your friends are retarded.
WCARlover 35
How awkward...it's pretty cruel that that is the way they decided to tell you...
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Comments (121)
DocBastard 40
DocBastard the Amazing Soothsayer has foreseen the comments on this FML being shut down imminently due to extreme stupidity of most of the comments.
bigbadtim 7
You powers of stating the obvious are incredible.
Schizomaniac 24
You powers of embarrassing yourself are incredible.
mk58 31
Doc, I think 48 has something stuck up his anus that might need removal.
perdix 31
perdix the Magnificent predicts that it is not just garden-variety stupidity that will shut down the comments, but homophobic idiocy. If she were a vegetarian lesbian, this thread wouldnt have got to comment #2.
DocBastard 40
It seems people are afraid to comment now. Hm. Interesting.
thatKidzmOm 10
Love the blog, docbastard...helped to pass my boring night shift. And to realize that 99.9% of the human population are idiots. We are the minority here. I'm thinking of building a fall out shelter in preparation for when the idiots take over.
nycy 0
Wrong again doc.
skinthesnakes 6
Playing year-round softball is usually a red flag.
tcxox 0
Um I stereo typical? I play softball and I'm the farthest from a lesbian.
bad_chiquita 5
It's time to get new friends!
Anubyte 0
I concur, this is just the FML type to. Get locked down my idiots commenting.
Jorcar 8
That sounds like some miscommunication.
danielwilliams57 6
You don't think they should share their thoughts with you? At least they are your friends?
perdix 31
I wonder if the other woman was also set up mistakenly or whether she was a real, dyed-in-the-wool lesbian? Strap-ons are a fair substitute for what you really want, but they are probably as close as you are ever going to get. And I'll bet that chick will lick you better than any dude ever will.
graphicstyle7 17
Perhaps... it's time to change your style a little?
Stallion91 6
Lezbe honest here....
Sab0026 0
Just because her friends hoked her up with a female doesn't mean she's "Butch" looking. Stop being ******* retarded.
Linkerdoodles 15
Agreed