Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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jpoole 4
Your friends are retarded.
WCARlover 35
How awkward...it's pretty cruel that that is the way they decided to tell you...
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Comments (121)
every1luvsboners 11
Don't knock it until you try it. If I was a woman I'd be the biggest ***** lesbian on this planet.
HahaBoy 0
I thought u was a woman
tsim_fml 0
haha, boy you funny
KiddNYC1O 22
That's how I see it, 12.
ellietheginger 0
Your ******* awesome.
2ndSucks 15
Did you enjoy the date?
brent321 10
Hahahahahahaha
KateWesley44 0
thats uncool! ): sorry OP! talk some sense into those friends.
IndigoAcrylic 9
Lol I know how you feel OP. My friends mistake me for being gayy all the time. xD xD
Wederoney 16
Well... judging by your profile pic that's not very surprising.
BeefyQueef 5
Judging by your picture I don't find it hard to believe
screamo_neve 12
^^^ Quick to judge.
ikickgingers 15
26 and 28 - FOAD
Lanceeden 12
16, I would too.
IPoopedOnU 12
Maybe it's the purple hair... Btw ur hair is awesome!
koolkat27 13
or that you look like a poser.
Wederoney 16
How do you know you're not a lesbian if you've never tried?
screamo_neve 12
Well she doesn't have to "try" it to see if she's a lesbian. Maybe she just isn't sexually attractive to women.
Isoldael 27
Attracted* wouldn't normally correct it but here it changes the meaning of the comment
screamo_neve 12
It's kind of sad how they're your friends and they wouldn't ask you personally instead of setting something up like this. Then again they're trying to help you find someone! So they care... Somewhat...
tabarnak_fml 7
"Today, I was set up on a blind date. I got there early to get a table and I see this girl coming at the table. Seems like when I talk about boys, my friends think I'm kidding. FML"
Shampoo97 1
I'm sorry, but this just made my day. your friends are crazily retarted
lexex1 4
Was she hot?