Today, after a solid month of hard work, I finally finished modeling and animating a 3D insect character for a scene. After presenting it to the rest of my team, one of my teammates pointed out that it looks exactly like a flying penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML
Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, after a few weeks of smuggling a baby caterpillar into work every day just to make sure it ate and stayed alive long enough to turn into a butterfly, it finally did. Before it could fly free, a bird turned it into a snack. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and noticed a tiny leaf on my penis. With legs. Squirming. I have a new nickname. FML
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Top comments
worldclassrager 41
What a dick
tygerarmy 35
It's not flying, it's falling with style!
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Comments (47)
xx_alexmagm_xx 12
Damn dude...
mydadpulledout 17
Reminds me of that Everybody Loves Raymond episode when Marie made the abstract ****** sculpture on accident.
ericapalooza 8
why didn't you ask for people's opinions while working on it?
chosha_fml 27
Now to sell the character to makers of sex ed videos.
NPN_Scorpio 16
Freud is amused.
kyu_Q 19
Sometimes art is a representation of what the mind is focusing on most. or subtle messages from the subconscious. time for you to get laid.
ladymunchkin742 11
Red Balls give you wings.
skychu 18
Freudian slip? ;) Has OP been having a bit of a dry spell?
Solano2580 24
YDI for taking it to heart
MissLamps 8
Hi everyone, OP here. I initially submitted this for the hell of it, but since it got published, I decided to get an account. :) First I would like to say that this is actually for a student project in our environment design class. I would like to reassure you that it is not a finished product yet, and I have already made changes. To those of you who told me that I deserve it for not using concept art, you would be absolutely right. However, I DID have concept art, and it was viewed by all my professors and teammates throughout the course of making it. It really wasn't until yesterday when one of my teammates suddenly switched on her dirty mind. NONE of my professors or classmates noticed, and I definitely didn't notice either until yesterday. We all had a really good laugh about it, and luckily I am really good at ZBrush, so I can fix it really fast. it won't look phallic once it gets textured either. Thank you for the feedback, fellow CG artists!! (there seems to be quite a few of you).
lilycups 11
I'm actually curious to see this video. Will you be posting it on YouTube?