Today, after a solid month of hard work, I finally finished modeling and animating a 3D insect character for a scene. After presenting it to the rest of my team, one of my teammates pointed out that it looks exactly like a flying penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML
Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, after a few weeks of smuggling a baby caterpillar into work every day just to make sure it ate and stayed alive long enough to turn into a butterfly, it finally did. Before it could fly free, a bird turned it into a snack. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and noticed a tiny leaf on my penis. With legs. Squirming. I have a new nickname. FML
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Top comments
worldclassrager 41
What a dick
tygerarmy 35
It's not flying, it's falling with style!
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Comments (47)
worldclassrager 41
What a dick
incoherentrmblr 22
Just like the joke toy that has the word **** attached to a helicopter propeller, I could see your 3D animation becoming a similar toy...
tygerarmy 35
It's not flying, it's falling with style!
DropTheDaggerxx 31
A whole new kind of Woody.
JuzReading 23
Are they still going to use it though?
Nordrag 26
I don't see why not.
whenitdidhappen 14
they might even use it for multi purposes
simsimbeep 13
Well, you now know what that person always thinks about...
Dave_Davington 34
That sounds like a real ****-up on your part. Hopefully your boss won't give you the shaft over it.
hue 12
Boo!
Nyx7 24
Tried just a bit too hard
Dave_Davington 34
Damn, tough crowd.
afkwarrior 25
Damn nature, you scary
moniqueee18 13
And after all that HARD work ;)
rt58killer10 20
And we're off to a flying start!
lilycups 11
This is why there's this thing called concept art. Could have spared yourself a lot of trouble had you asked for some input.. :/
gracehi 33
My sister and boyfriend were both spring animators at one point, and I thought exactly this. This is exactly why concept art is so important... unless OP did present concept art, and the bug somehow ended up looking different in 3D than it did in 2D.
gracehi 33
*aspiring
chill99 15
What's wrong with people? Why is everything seen as a penis or ******? Someone posted a picture of cookies with whole pecans on top, and people said they looked like vulvas. Really, get some class, people.
sweetbliss3 37
you can't help what things look like, even if it is penis or ******.