Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test, saying, "Well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, as I was getting my mail, I noticed I'd received a free coupon from a baby supply store, saying, "Congratulations on your pregnancy!" Thinking it was a mistake, I showed my girlfriend, who I live with. All she had to say was, "Surprise!" FML
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I decided I was gonna take a pregnancy test after being two months late. I bought two because I was sure it would give me a positive. That same night I got my period. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
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saywhaaat_01 0
hahaha awesome mom
mritty 2
How is this a problem? You *are* going to use one or the other this month, aren't you? (I mean, unless you're a guy). Were you under the impression your mother doesn't know you have a menstrual cycle? Or do you think that your mom shouldn't be referring to your cycle, because that's something very intimate and private.... and should only be talked about on the Internet with a bunch of strangers?
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Comments (114)
imright24 0
It's a joke (and true)! Get a sense of humor. You're searching damn hard to find something to cry about.
triggerit 5
dear prudence...
randomnameflob 0
Translation of this FML- "Today, my mom made a parent joke. Not particularly funny and a bit embarrassing. FML" as you can see, her life is screwed.
j0Rd4n 0
amazing
brookeface93 0
Haha, your mom has a great sense of humor. :D
Firestar1202 0
HOW IS THAT A SENSE OF HUMOR SHES STATING A FACT YOU MORONS
5t3ff1k4h 47
WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS? It could be a 'sense of humour' if the mother said it in a joking manner.
mandyd80 0
what is so FML about this? it is true, AND yer mom is hilarious!
QwertyMcNugget 0
How is this an FML? Did she find out you were sexually active or something? If so, YDI or having loud sex! D:<
Frenchtony 17
last *hoisting French flag even higher*
IRST00PID 0
haha mom win
anie01 5
This is not an FML, this is just funny. What exactly is so awful for this girl?