Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML
Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML
Today, my wife ate nothing all day due to her morning sickness, but I tried to get her to eat something light, for our baby's sake. I brought her a banana. She yelled at me for being a "pervert" and accused me of just wanting to watch her stick a phallic object in her mouth. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
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Top comments
DntLookBack 29
And that is when you beat his ass.. Don't mess with a pregnant lady's food!
darkmis1 18
Make him buy you more. He's not the one carrying a baby that needs to eat as well.
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Comments (59)
blessedbylife 6
A good man will drive across state in the middle of the night to get a prego wife/gf a craved food, not clean out the fridge
rg350dx 29
I'm sure your husband could give you something salty
SammiixSue 13
When I was pregnant I wrote my name on all my food. Everyone knew not to **** with the pregnant ladies food!
Slugable 7
that's a good system!
dathan 14
Maybe it's a good idea to tell him stuff like that? :')
insaneygolover 9
Sounds like you are having a boy. Beat your hubby's ass
Ms_ValS 27
Scream at him to get you new snacks & for being a self-centred ass.
epic13 12
First world problems.
TVKill3r 15
I'd say both FYL and YDI. You're pregnant and those snacks were for you (FYL) but you should have warned him they were yours (YDI).
0Free0 0
Never ever eat a pregnant womans food!
0Free0 0
Never ever eat a pregnant womans food!