Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I meant to send a cheeky “I’m out of the office” reply to my team but instead hit “reply all” on an email chain with my entire company, including my boss, HR, and some clients. The message included a joke about “sleeping through meetings” that was NOT work-appropriate. FML
Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML
Today, I "answered" an email instead of "forwarding" it. As a result, there is a chance that my Master's thesis supervisor gets a message from me starting by the F-word, and complaining about my bad work and inability to understand a deadline. FML
Today, I received an office-wide email about our new boss. I meant to forward it to my friend with, “He looks like he eats mayonnaise straight from the jar.” However, I hit "Reply All" instead. Including said new boss. FML
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML
Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML
Today, I sent an email to my boss about a sensitive project. After hitting send and getting a response, I remembered I'd set my automatic reply to say, "I'm currently out of the office, enjoying a much-needed break from all the idiots I work with." My boss was not amused when he replied and got the automatic email in return. FML
Today, before I could realise what I was doing, I replied-all to an email chain about a huge company issue, saying, "FFS, this is ridiculous and moronic, and so is upper management." I’m still employed, but everyone now avoids me like I’m radioactive. FML
Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML
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poopface82 25
Never go full…never mind. Never go full that thing.
idragosani 17
Never gossip through email, especially work email where it can be tracked and monitored!
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Comments (6)
hopejm 5
I'll say it... you're a dumbass idiot
poopface82 25
Never go full…never mind. Never go full that thing.
idragosani 17
Never gossip through email, especially work email where it can be tracked and monitored!
sirrubberduckie 37
Oh, the irony of calling someone else dumb when you can't figure out when not to send an email and how email works.
THE_FETT 7
Don't be afraid..... I've actually called a client an "Dumbass POS IDIOT" on the phone while a VP was behind me listening ....... He said "was that a client??? why would you say that?" I said.....as I turned around...."because he was being a dumbass piece of shit" "and I've told him NOT to do what he did 7 times so far" "JUST wait" 2 minutes later i get the call back "Hey" ME: Fixed it THANKS BRO.....I'll remember that next time......see you in Two weeks Looked back at the VP and said Yep Said that cause he was being a "Dumbass POS" and he knew it "any questions?" He left my desk shaking his head and 6 years later somehow i'm still employed.....and the SENIOR resouce
WardenWolf 26
Don't engage in office gossip. It never ends well.