Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
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Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML
Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
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BjgUsername 12
Drunk words are sober thoughts
Ashamed_Sister 60
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Just move on...
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lsmith6150 18
Dump his lame ass! No one should ever get that drunk.
MzZombicidal 36
PLENTY of people get that drunk. As for you, OP, I hope you can sort things out for yourself. As a few true comments have said, "drunk minds speak sober hearts." I definitely wouldn't want to be married to a man who constantly misses his ex.
hemz_fml 13
Yeah you just dump someone that you're ready to marry soon because he or she got too drunk and start all over like nothing happened. You obviously haven't been in the real world #1.
Ameel_fml 19
Out of everything written in the FML, it's his drunkness you took issue with?
suboy 10
They say a drunk man tells no lies
GweedSincE84_fml 15
Yep sorry to say op but you should really reconsider this engagement. It's pretty obvious he still has some feelings for this ex. You should never ever marry someone if there's even a single question that their heart is not fully into it.
savannahmckay15 14
never EVER?
MrsDruidess 23
sorry OP, hes not ready for marriage, he misses his ex after all that time, and really he's 21! that's too young. I was married at 23, we were highschool sweethearts (still married at 32) but damn was it so very hard and their is always the fear of would he have still chosen me after he grew up (and it takes til like 30 for most, not all, but most men to grow up) I might not advise you to call it off, that's up to you but, I would strongly advise waiting a few more years (if its meant to be, that time won't change your love) 25 is a good age, not too old but not too young.
Frenchtony 17
Did he experience alcohol for the first time ?
thatkidhesh 11
when alcohol is flowing in, truth is often what comes out. looks like there are some issues you guys need to resolve OP. don't dump him without trying to work things out first.
BjgUsername 12
Drunk words are sober thoughts
Druu 53
Alcohol: liquid courage.
nightbirdblue 27
I've never understood that. I mean it doesn't really seem that alcohol is some magical truth serum. Yes, it can low inhibitions, which can lead to some things being said that are true, but would not say sober for reasons. However, people can still lie and be manipulative with alcohol in their veins. It may not be the case in this FML, but it's something to remember in real life.
nightbirdblue 27
* lower *normally say
markuskind 7
#3 That is not true.
Ashamed_Sister 60
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Just move on...
Druu 53
Alcohol: liquid courage.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Déjà vu.
HortonThelephant 15
It's a glitch in the matrix!! Everyone run! Op is an agent...
SWC_Penguin 17
If having feelings for an ex was a reason to not get married then pretty much no one would get married. There's a thing called "talking about it" that they'll have to learn how to do.
Wizardo 34
Once he gets sober talk to him about it, imagine this shite in your marriage? Not the life to be leading I say.
lcd42 7
I'm with everyone else; send him packing, and find the guy who wants only you, not some girl from his past.
lbrown66 12
Fiancé? Sounds a bit too immature for that sort of commitment in my opinion
helloimclaudia 30
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Just because he got drunk? People who are older than 21 get drunk too, you know.
Yourecho 13
Atleast he said it before you two got married even though he was drunk, I suggest you have a talk. Though it's ****** up that he never really told you that when he was sober and kind of lead you on like that.
abukaramel 10
This is probably what he's been actually thinking when he was sober. You need to talk to him and find out if he still does have feelings for his ex. If he does, then you need to move in
abukaramel 10
*on
BelfastNuts 15
The misspell made the comment so much better haha
davincidasecond 24
Yeeeeeah, I would be rethinking that engagement OP.