Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML
Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML
Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML
Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished, the flight attendants continuously sprayed air freshener for two minutes. FML
Today, while I was trying to put on my deodorant, the whole stick popped out when I took the cap off, narrowly missing my face, into the toilet. FML
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aruden 25
You can thank your parents! no more wasted time applying deodorant
whiskey'swino 15
Bet you were pissed!
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Comments (23)
BurnInDemonFire 39
What the hell? Why can't they just open a window to let the smell out? And sorry you have to smell like lavender/jasmine/whatever for the rest of the day, OP.
teaspoon04 15
Not every bathroom has a window. I wish mine did, sometimes my roommate wrecks the bathroom...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Do you live in a nuclear bunker, a submarine, or is your home just designed badly?
Sinshine 28
My apartment was built next to an existing house and the only way to fit everything in the available space was to build my bathroom on the other side of the existing apartment's wall. It's in the corner between house and garage and thus has no windows. It does have a ventilation system, but am air freshener still is a good thing.
RichardPencil 32
You must have some pretty rank pee to get the air freshener to activate. Usually, they’re calibrated to fight nasty poos. See a urologist, stat!
rodfergie 18
Most of the ones for use in homes are timers. A quick spray every 5 minutes whether it needs it or not.
RichardPencil 32
I know. It’s just funnier to think the machine monitors stankiness!
fde2blknimout 18
You must be peeing on the toilet seat because they obviously want you to sit down to pee
sunnyray812 42
Now you smell good!
aruden 25
You can thank your parents! no more wasted time applying deodorant
whiskey'swino 15
Bet you were pissed!
TumblrweedPasses 11
And Big deal
Amanda Jaworski 23
This happened to my husband, he thinks it was an accident...
slytheryn 14
maybe you should sit to pee
PhoenixChick 26
By "parents" I assume you mean you mom. Women only remember dudes stand up to pee when they **** it up and leave evidence.