Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
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Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, I had woken up very excited to celebrate my 21st birthday. I rolled over in bed and asked my boyfriend if we could go out to the park to have a picnic, considering the lovely weather. He looked up at me and said, "You wish I loved you that much." He rolled back over and slept until 3pm. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
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Top comments
EllOfficial 6
are you hideously obese?
Morgansayshi 0
Was the cake good at least?
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Comments (129)
Shinygirlnz 1
First of all, two people isn't a party. Secondly, thank goodness it wasn't a party because it would have been waaaaaaaaaaay more embarrassing.
Kaiden2554 3
HAHAHAHHAHAH COMMENT 69!!!
iceex56 0
awh , sorry OP! that's just mean !!!!!
maphineRAWRS 10
drunk mouths speak sober hearts, sucks for you op hahaha
YigalElohev 2
At least he loves you :)
RebeccaCyrus 0
well, atleast he loves you !
stalkergirl94 0
At least, he said he loves you.
HeatherXCore 0
So? At least HE loves you fatty.
Morpheus414 0
......at least he loves you.
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
hideously obese sounds rude, but the intention seems sincere. I think u should forgive him and maybe try a fat burner/exercise
wriptidez 0
ur beautiful