Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
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Peroxide 3
you should have gone through with it and introduced yourself "hi im emma's bf, you must be her dad, it's nice to meet you sir" = WIN
picturetaker 0
maybe she's a gold digger?
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Comments (90)
Susuluvu 0
That's gross. She'll probably figure out that he's turning way to old for her and then she'll dump his ass. Probably about 63% of young women who date really old men only stay with them due to how rich or well known they are.
SikhNasty 0
get her pregnant and never talk to her again
Ketchup_Castle 30
That reminds me of this True Life episode on MTV where this girl was living with this old man who I thought was her father until they suddenly started kissing.
fml_mu 10
She is not your girlfriend anymore. She is just a ***** who looks around for sugar daddys!! Get over with it, you will find much better in your life!
bianchieiei 13
Mayb she needed the money?so she was being sugarbaby?i realli realli realli love my bf.so when i 1st gt offers for suagrbaby,i straight off rejected.but i gt into sm trouble n considered it.bt in the end i said no.bt i almst gt into big trouble wif tis agency though._.
mrme442 1
It's big daddy all over again! ;)
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : Sugga Daddy
Turkey_Slab 0
Oh Yea Big Daddy All Over Again
Smashhoof 15
Maybe she's as old as your dad too.
DarkskyFML 5
It should have been his Dad...