Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
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Peroxide 3
you should have gone through with it and introduced yourself "hi im emma's bf, you must be her dad, it's nice to meet you sir" = WIN
picturetaker 0
maybe she's a gold digger?
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Comments (90)
Shots_HK 0
You should have gone over, and said hello, behaving as her boyfriend, and treating the guy as if he was her dad. Try to work in some kind of incest insult as well. See if you can get the guy pissed off enough to attack you, then sue him for assault and battery. Also post photos of your gf + him online and share it with the world. There's gotta be some kinda website for people to tell others about their cheating partners huh?
Ryanicale 0
You win.
indiana_gal 0
wow, that's sad....
gorguz14evar 0
I really dont like how this FML is worded TBH. If your positive its your (ex)girlfriend, You really should have chased after her and told her off, or annoy the guy. I would :)
deadboy73 0
it was her dad!
Everlost 0
did she make out with a guy right in front of you? and you just walked away? how serious are you two?
mcsnelly 5
OBVIOUSLY the girlfriend didn't see him coming over! He just noticed them from afar and wanted to go over to say hi and, while he was on the way over, they started making out, without seeing the OP.
lightningthunder 0
Maybe it was her dad?? o_O
mrsmaguy 0
I swear that I read this one months ago!
Anarchy_fml 0
Knock her up first so she cant cheat on you!
Knightchaser27 25
Why bring a child into this mess
Mortoli 30
seriously even if a child was brought into it she could still cheat its pointless
CFR 0
Yuck...my sister, her husband and I were driving around last night and we saw something like that. The dude was ugly as hell and driving a Porsche with a girl a third of his age in the seat beside him...I don't mind older guys, but I mean old as in like ten or even fifteen years max. Not....eighty. I'm sorry about your girlfriend though. I would just let her go. The only reason girls go with older guys is the whole "support and experience" thing (most of the time).
ScotWarrior12 0
I feel you pain my girlfriend did the same thing