Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
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quivx 7
You're an idiot
abcdefghiloveyou 0
...god. Seriously?
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Comments (102)
jessiebabehh 0
all i have to say is LOL! haha
leero 0
that's just really really awkward..
cherry_blossom 0
Pahahahaha!!! Most of the band does this to one of our assistant band directors all the time. It's hilarious. Not FYL, just awkward =P
alphabetcity 0
Really?She(or he) is probably flattered that you think they are sexy. I was close to all of my teachers, but I didnt call them sexy or hot...actually I did.
girlygirl666 0
to everyone saying it says she's a woman under anonymous, and on the on the one about the subway, where it says she's from Japan. I doesn't say it on mine. How do you get that info to show?
pwnrzero 0
rofl #13 and #27 but seriously, grow up and take it like a man! or a woman :P
LuckyCharms_fml 0
Haha I love how everyone assumes this is a guy without reading the poster info. Girls can make asses of themselves too ya know.
mylifeisfedddddd 0
isn't it already summer time down in texas? or perhaps everywhere in america
lexilovesyou 0
Not if you go to a year round school??
CourtneeMalakian 0
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!
MikyVengeance 0
Hahahahaha