Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
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Top comments
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
It's funny how people like you turn out.
Zedd_fml 8
Karma is a bitch,ain't it.
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Comments (256)
MetalOcelot 5
HAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH one more time HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Hope you get bullied in jail the same way you bullied her! Then maybe you'll know how she felt. I met people like you when I was in high school, and I not-so-secretly hope that I'll interview one of them one day, just so I can laugh in their face and tell them to get lost :)
SnowTrooper19 0
"I met a girl I used to make fun of"... YDI
amarie95 0
I feel like something like this will happen to me in the future xP
StarrBerri 5
Yay :D
maclieberman 5
oh damn, karmas a bitch now huh? ydi for being a bully to begin with, now u pay the price!
nickolascronk 3
Haha. You loose.
BeautyOfGrac3 6
Justices wins again
crazy4uboi 6
And THIS is why we don't make fun of people
currentusername 7
That happened so many times when I worked Dispatch, having to assist in processing all of these people that were terrible to me in high school. It's odd how most of them still tried to make comments to try and cut me down. Who cares about the karma????? It's not for anyone but the people involved to have to worry about......
StrangeDuckling 9
Mmm good 'ol Karma...