Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
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Top comments
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
It's funny how people like you turn out.
Zedd_fml 8
Karma is a bitch,ain't it.
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Comments (256)
xSunnyOlivia 17
Tip my mother told me: "Be nice to people in highschool. You never know which one turns out to be mental and comes to school with a gun and shoots people that were mean to them."
LadyJoker21 0
Look who's laughing now
congele 6
Ha! Bitchass
kikimonole 13
And that's why you shouldn't make fun of people.
Android24 1
Oh karma, thou art lovely.
trueblue170 13
You completely deserve it. My life was made miserable by girls like you in school.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Guess you thought the good times would last forever, huh, Miss Queen Bee?
DaDezza244 31
The irony of your name OP
jessherself13 21
Making fun of people will never make you seem cool, it will only make you look like an insecure moron. Props to them for being successful in life, I hope you had fun in jail.
LoneBooker88 16
talk about karma