Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
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aaronfuegopop 7
Well now it's a nightmare...
mpj13 8
Keep dreaming op
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mpj13 8
Keep dreaming op
patrickalamo 48
Has the song...Dream a little dream of me
gc327072 31
Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?
eleeza11 5
Just like the rest of us.
typark123 7
Sometimes dreams are too mean to us
JocelynKaulitz 28
When I want you, in my arms and I want you, and all your charms, whenever I want you all I have to do is dreeeeaaammm. Dream dream dream…
supbabes 0
Oh em gee OP i know I always think my dreams are real too :( shit happens. Play it off you'll be good
opisalwaysafag 4
ALL DAY LONG I DREAM ABOUT SEX "sex" AND ALL NIGHT LONG I THINK ABOUT SEX "sex" AND ALL THE TIME I THINK ABOUT SEX WITH YOU!!! WITH YOU.
walmartpaysme 15
91, OMG. Just OMG.
aaronfuegopop 7
Well now it's a nightmare...
HowAreYouToday 34
But it's her nightmare. :3
ImaginaryFoe 1
Is it truly such a terrible thing if your crush knows you like him? Nightmare is going a bit far. Either he likes hrr or he doesn't and know he knows where she stands. Nothing terribly wrong with that.
nikkkkkiii 7
64- but if she was going on about how the feeling is "mutual" when he never said anything in the first place, she may come off a little psycho.
yahoowizard 16
It's a nightmare since she texted him rather than tell him in person.
Pandacupcakelove 26
87- not really. If she told him in person, there would have been no excuse, but it was a text so she can just say she sent it to the wrong person or something!
ImaginaryFoe 1
WTF? Did I type that in my sleep or something? That grammar and spelling is shit. "Nightmare" and "psycho" just sound so extreme for this situation. People get rumours wrong all the time. Just because she dreamed the part where he told her friend, doesn't mean she can't say a friend told her. Then she's not crazy; she just got misinformation. And that still puts her in the ideal spot of finding out how he feels.
ebonyirony 29
She might have just texted him "the feeling is mutual" Or "I like you too" It might not have been so dramatic.
oj101 33
May your dreams come true...
TourettesGuyFTW 26
I had a dream about kittens. I went to see some to buy yesterday... coincidence? I think not!
gc327072 31
97- that belongs on mlia.
Dcm210 19
hopefully everything still works in your favor.
Psych101 9
Exactly. It could still work out in OP's favor.
gc327072 31
May the odds be in her favor!
slurshies 11
you missed the 'ever' part if you were trying to quote the hunger games
gc327072 31
55- Aahh.. *facepalm*
nado13579 12
I volunteer as tribute!
gantoman 13
112- May I ask, for ******* what?
slurshies 11
no, you may not ask. permission to ask: declined.
Nevermind212 11
And dreams sometimes become real..
Feared 9
Dreams are real. They just aren't reality.
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Yet
ruabadfishtoo 0
50- So you're saying I'm going to get shot in the head? D: b/c I've dreampt that numerous times
leeburns 5
65: I'm pretty sure 50 means that dreams are real as in you really hade them your not just lying about them but there not reality as in they didn't actually happen in real life so no your not getting shot haha at least not cause of your dream
Driveshaft 5
80- You just made my brain hurt. Please learn grammar, punctuation, and spelling.
kdog333 1
it isnt that bad, just tell him it was meant for someone else. it happens to me all the time. im sure hell understand.
aaronfuegopop 7
This happens to you all the time?
junkman6 22
If she had mutual feelings for someone else then her crush would think she wasn't interested. Think before posting young padawan.
Doribella98 14
9- Sometimes I accidentally send text messages to the wrong person too
kdog333 1
i mean i send people the wrong messages.
SpottedZebra42 14
If the text only said "the feeling is mutual", then she could've played it off like that. It clearly was over the top or else it wouldn't an FML.
Jennielee 6
I was going to say the same thing. If it only says feelings are mutual tell him you texted the wrong person. Her crush won't nessasarily know what she's talking about.
Inciter 33
That's awkward. Maybe you should tell him about the dream.
P374RD3D 9
I don't think that would help at all.
gc327072 31
OP's crush: "umm... yeea.... Uh oh, I'm breaking up!" *makes static sounds* *hangs up and never returns call*
loopsy_fml 14
That'll make it worse........... OP- "I had a dream where you said u like me." Yea, because that's not even more awkward!
GracesDelirium 9
He won't know what feelings, OP. You'll be fine. :D Maybe tell him you sent the text to the wrong person?
cupcakeluv26 7
That could backfire if she wrote his in the message
bizarre_ftw 22
That could actually work in her favor, if they had the same name she'd be more likely to mis-text him
Futacy 30
Wow, that's going to take some explaining, tsk tsk tsk.
truckdriver321 3
You're a ******* loser for a) thinking that and b) posting it on fml.