Today, I decided to practice putting a condom on with my mouth. Then my roommate walked in on me using my mouth to roll a condom onto a banana. FML
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Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML
Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML
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Firewall_fml 0
Personally I read this and think "... So?" Shit at least your cool enough to practice first, rather than jump right into it and end up turning some poor fellas dongle into a teeth grated tragedy
kingdomhearts3 0
I'm pretty sure most girls haven't, and I'm pretty sure you're slowly climbing to the top of FML's "Sluttiest ****'s" list..keep going! Reach for the stars!!
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Comments (54)
Norrec86 7
Why woukd you do that. Condoms dont have the best taste. Plus you can break it by doing that
tayza249 20
To protect against STDs?
merick76 0
as a guy I would be impressed if a girl could do that keep it up!
tttrtle 0
Why don't u try it on a real dick ? 8=====D I'm always free
Eorlas 31
Why does OP deserve this? They were willing to practice! Stop being jealous.
darcislove 18
ohh shit!
xIlluminated 6
Let's just hope she doesn't tell everyone
Mattlozano12 15
Good practice XD
tomorrow89 13
Wanna hang out? Lol
Kurliez408 32
lock the door?