Today, while cleaning out a closet with my mother, I found a wish list from when I was five. On that list, I wished my parents would divorce. Not only did that seriously hurt my mom, but now she thinks I'm the devil because my wish came true. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
Today, I discovered that my deceased mother, God rot her festering soul, wrote me and only me out of her will. All my other siblings are wealthy; I’m the only one in financial trouble after my divorce. And why did mom hate me so much? Because I’m divorced and God says divorce is bad. FML
Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, as I was brushing my teeth, I heard my mum praying to God to help her "get rid of such a stupid child". I have no idea what I've done wrong, and she's refused to talk to me all day. FML
Today, it's been a little while since I found out that my parents are getting a divorce. They'd been married for 25 years and my father got bored and lost feelings. My mother is crying and howling on the bathroom floor right now. It has happened before, but since it was in our upstairs bathroom, I could open the door with a knife. FML
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taz1 1
"I said I'm sorry mama, I didn't mean to hurt you, I didn't mean to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet!" Sorry, couldn't resist, lol!
Jimboom 12
Tell her to F**k off. That you just wanted her to be happy. And obviously being married didn't make her happy if she is now divorced. Plus, who would blame a 5 year old for such a thing? Tell her you will pray for her. :-P
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Comments (116)
iFruit 0
Psychic.
zapskimmer 0
wish my parents would ****** divorce
Makaloraii 0
#58 - 'spelt' is not a word. It is not accepted in any dictionary. At 5, OP spelled better than you did.
Lethall 0
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/spelt
Sniper3000 0
at least your parents are divorced..... my wish still didnt come true....
GoodhrtdGuy 5
The people around me still think im the devil, because of my smile, humor, looks (If you know what my body looks like) Things ive done, and the way I laugh and think. Wouldnt pay to much attention to it since Religion is all bullshit anyways in my opinion, and we all made stupid wishes like that :) Till your 12 you have no clue what your wishing for, so dont take it offensive. Your mom is probably "Brainwashed" by religion and finds ways to blame it on a different soul, while just in my case (Divorced parents) at the end of the day its their own stupid fault for misbehaving (Most common reason atleast in my case). Dont take it personally O.P and enjoy the rest of your life. Greets, A good hearted guy.
charvisioku 22
People think you're Satan because of how you look and act? You sound awesome xD
sigh327 0
it's okay. my mom got mad at my dad (her ex-husband) before and called him the devil. When I told her to calm down, she called me Judas.
xNephilim 19
Ok... Sorry... I know I shouldn't laugh at this, but... HAHA That's why I hate religions. It tends to make people do stupid things.
bmxerboy14 0
#3 my thoughts exactly haha
Sgt_Minty 0
"the father of christ compells you you satanistic bitch!" lol just kidding no seriously that sucks... -.-
JamesJem 0
This sucks for you
longtimesunshine 4
they probably had a bad enough relationship that even a child knew they shouldn't be together. although never met a 5 yr old with married parents familiar with the term divorce