Today, my five year-old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
Today, my 5-year-old daughter said "Mommy, why doesn't anyone wanna marry you?" I've been asking myself the same question for all too many years. FML
Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML
Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
Today, I told my 4-year-old daughter that when she grew up she could work at a daycare, like me, to help all of the little kids like her. She started crying because she thought it was a bad job to have. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, my daughter is twelve and doesn’t have a single friend, despite being kind and sweet. When I asked her why, she said, “All the other kids want me to die.” FML
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franticravyn 7
that's cute in a way…
Coon123 0
mature 5 year old
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Comments (127)
toriii20 0
this is cutee, i mean shes only 5. if she wants to be nun when shes older thats her choice.
fatalkiss 0
This just shows that your young daughter can reason & think things through, which is awesome for her age. She most likely won't become a nun anyway... so just be happy that you have such a mature kid for only being 5.
msjazalwayz 0
how is this an FML?
juliemarbles 0
Aw that's really sad :(
jennifer93 0
:( that's very sad...but I'm sure she'll change her mind once she gets over the "boys have cooties" stage
neverbeensosad 4
Pretty mature for a 5-year old. And it's cute in one way or another.
codenamel 1
Mini emo you got there
xxxmadyxxx 0
wtf? Being emo has nothing to do with boys. Emo has to do with your emotional state.
lackofpotatoes 0
Lolz emo queer
meggieh815 0
emo people are over dramatic crybabies who can't ever be happy for themselves or anyone else. gtfo.
funinfrance 4
She'll change her mind once shes older and experiences her first ******.
dvdp112 0
wtf is your malfunction?
KiddNYC1O 22
With Diego from Dora the Explorer? lol
dvdp112 0
uh yeah #65.. you gotta be f'ed up in the head or something if that is where your thought process takes you when you read the OPs statement. what ^^^^ that guy said is some kind of f@cked up.
SlyTail 5
She could always become a lesbian, eh? We're loads of fun.
chrisdrewislife3 0
I wish I was as smart as that 5 year old.