Today, my five year-old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
Today, my 5-year-old daughter said "Mommy, why doesn't anyone wanna marry you?" I've been asking myself the same question for all too many years. FML
Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML
Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
Today, I told my 4-year-old daughter that when she grew up she could work at a daycare, like me, to help all of the little kids like her. She started crying because she thought it was a bad job to have. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, my daughter is twelve and doesn’t have a single friend, despite being kind and sweet. When I asked her why, she said, “All the other kids want me to die.” FML
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franticravyn 7
that's cute in a way…
Coon123 0
mature 5 year old
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Comments (127)
beckal 0
how is that an fml whatsoever?
darkmis1 18
This is cute...but also kind of sad.
ospeltz1 0
so what
peaches33 0
why is that a bad thing? sounds like a smart kid. :)
creativedork 0
I wish I would have had enough sense as a child to say that!
Fay303 5
smart kid.
Zombieslayer1 0
She'll prolly grow up to be the most beautiful girl in school. Then you'll have to remind her of this moment after she's just broken the heart of a fifth boyfriend.
Wrapette 3
smart girl.
IFightBearsDaily 0
how is this an fml?
samiam101 0
how is this FML? it's cute!!