Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that "produce scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield." When I told her she got scammed, she denied it and yelled at me. Best part? She frequently lectures me about how I waste my money and spend irresponsibly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML
Today, I found out my mom has literally spent all her savings sending money to some bullshit-peddling megachurch televangelist, who apparently told her that giving them money would ensure her future fortune. Tithings, my ass. FML
Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML
Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML
Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML
Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML
Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking at. After I bought it, she continued browsing for more stuff. I told her I couldn't afford the extra items. She got mad and called me "selfish". FML
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, I found out that the $200 I reluctantly gave to my mother so she could rent a house was paid to a scammer. Now she wants to live with me, in my one bedroom apartment. FML
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cprompt 0
Dude, those quantum pendants are dangerous. I got one and now I randomly phase between the universe and an alternate one.
zoopooz 0
Your mom is duuuuuuuuuuuuuumb. Kill her.
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Comments (118)
zoopooz 0
Your mom is duuuuuuuuuuuuuumb. Kill her.
skullbashd 3
scalar is like emp shit how would that help you?
020266t 5
I suggest confiscating the computer.
appletini 0
I don't get how this is about your life
Thatguywhotrolls 0
Have you heard about genetics? It affects intelligence as well.
gIsaac 0
duh, he has to live with the knowledge that his mom doesn't have common sense and is a non-thinking, information sponge
shinshoku13 19
She has to live with a hypocrite
fakeredone 1
howww is this FML? f ur moms life for blowing that money
Koroush47 0
she blowing money that she could use to pay for his college. His life sucks, his mom is dumb.
uncivilengineer 3
I don't see how this is a fml...... Because you got yelled at? Now say this was money she said she was going to put towards a car for you, that would be a fml!
cprompt 0
Dude, those quantum pendants are dangerous. I got one and now I randomly phase between the universe and an alternate one.
failboatrollover 1
SICK!
fireflies2012 0
lol'ed
zach205 24
I know, I am in this strange dimension where the Earth's sky is blue not violet
green_199 0
This one is lame.
Stupidpeople 0
Who cares what your mum spent her money on?? Its her money.......
Jimboom 12
Sell your mom a pet rock or something. You need to clean her out of her cash before someone else does. Cause that's about the only way your going to get a college fund/inheritance.
Spider_fml 9
lol @ #6 :D Ok, not strictly a FML, but funny enough to compensate ;)