Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
Today, during a silent exam, my stomach made the loudest, most embarrassing growling noise possible. It was so loud that the professor looked up and some people in the room turned to look at me. The girl next to me offered me a granola bar, and I accepted, even though the growl was actually me desperately holding in a fart. FML
Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML
Today, I’ve been having the worst gas, nausea, and stomach pain of my life and literally nothing I do works. While I was at work, I farted but it came from the inside out; it was so loud there’s no way everyone didn’t hear it. My stomach started bubbling so loud, the guy sitting behind me got up and walked away. FML
Today, I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML
Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
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Top comments
Miss_Michaela 10
Go in there with your head high, and your middle finger higher saying 'If I have to suffer, so do all of you!'.
dlohoh978 8
what cartoons do u watch??? lol
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Miss_Michaela 10
Go in there with your head high, and your middle finger higher saying 'If I have to suffer, so do all of you!'.
dudemansoccer 0
or just shove a cork up Ur butt like in cartoons
dlohoh978 8
ask the teacher if u can take a dump, tell her its emergency
dlohoh978 8
what cartoons do u watch??? lol
Bloodberry 0
Jaja I like your way of solving his problem. All I'm thinking is what happened next?
a_nutritionist 10
if thats legitimate advice you couldnt have done much worse.
imacreeper 3
1 - your comment goes very well with your picture.
Miss_Michaela 10
You could also go in with a peg on your nose. That way, you can claim 'Whoever smelt it, dealt it', and as you couldn't have smelt it you are automatically cleared of any suspicion.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Or just spread your cheeks so it sounds like there's a draft in the room.
seanders 10
I take pride in my farts!:D
DoWorkBro 4
Shove a cork up your butt, are you kidding me bud
GrapeKoolAde 0
u r a mofockrr
rocketpopper1030 11
Gas-x ?? (:
mj4life 0
blame it on the kid next to you..
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
or as the bitch girl who wrote a comment similar to this one would say: "blame it on the fat kid"
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
Fyl
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
nice comment
volley4eva1698 0
yeah real creative
folfg0 12
Because we all know "Yeah, real creative." is soooo much more creative. Not like anyone already said "Nice comment" or anything. *facepalm* I'd like one ticket off this planet.
piedpiper303 29
Pretty sure there's a button for that #5
nocanhaz 4
I know what you are going through. Happened to me while I was taking my midterm this year.
regsworld11 2
FYL indeed, that sucks! Be careful it doesn't come out as more than a fart :(
georgiamayxx 0
eww
regsworld11 2
Um you're ew, if you don't get the joke, don't comment!
elisabeth1_fml 0
so long as you don't follow thru... lmao
shumian 4
I'm sorry OP that really stinks
musicphreakk 0
haha, play on words...
poohforMVP 4
where'd u find tht pic is hilarious
lmaoatall 6
someone at fml must have a strange fetish with farts. we have been seeing alot of 'ooops I pooped myself in public' postings. op, you'll have to come back on after your exam and tell us how you tried to cover one up by useing someones coughing fit. or how one snuck out while the entire class was dead silent. it would be great if an elevator is involved. thankyou.
livelaughcheer_2 2
Bahaha
HouseKeeping 0
I thought the same thing...
salvorican 24
Every time u let one rip just cough and sneeze. That might help
cest_moi_baybee 1
snarting hurts though...LOL
fatalkiss 0
Just do "silent, but deadly". Since it's your own fart, you shouldn't be too grossed out. Others won't be able to complain 'cause they could get in trouble for talking during an exam.