Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Oh, don't smile." FML
Today, while working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile for the camera when taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smiled in 5 years." FML
Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML
Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML
Today, I was at the dentist and got laughing gas to lessen the anxiety I get from the numbing shots. When I was good and "relaxed", an assistant leaned real close and said, "Open wide." I just stared back at her and widened my eyes. She had to clarify she was talking about my mouth. Duh. FML
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OcampoFTW 4
Punch her in the face then yell "why so serious!?!?"
Gourmet_Taco 0
Cosmetic dentistry is advancing.
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Comments (101)
agsquared 4
what did you say?!
trina_1 0
What does she want you to do then? It's your face and your smile. Do as you please. :)
evanp13 0
F her
shamille 5
God. You'd think when you have to work with a bunch if people you would KNOW HOW TO WORK WITH PEOPLE. She doesn't sound very professional. Or maybe this is one of those Wal-Mart photo studios...
amberlysue 3
why do perdix and picklemonger have matching pics?
justanotherhuman 21
Lol. If you're paying to get your picture taken, thank her for the free opinion... then kindly remind her to stfu and do what you're paying her to do. You're there for a picture, not a psych profile based on her many years of studying facial patterns for the FBI. ...if you're *not* paying, ask her for suggestions and to clarify exactly what it is she thinks you're doing wrong. Afterwards, you can congratulate the pretentious b!tch on all the pioneering groundwork in photography she's achieved for the modern National Geographic Society.
Wolfhaley 2
I ******* hate that
doglover100 29
They always want you to pose their way.
Ninjataco1234 4
You think that's bad? I wore the same t shirt for school pictures 4 years in a row.
Ninjataco1234 4
You think that's bad? I wore the same t shirt for school pictures 4 years in a row.