:))
Greece
Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Oh, don't smile." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wow
United States
Why so serious?
Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML
greattt
United States
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
offended
United States
Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML
oaksac191
United States
Today, while working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile for the camera when taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smiled in 5 years." FML
Anonymous
United States
Blunder
Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, after having been told that I looked horrible for the last five months, I decided to give myself a make-over. As soon as the make-up artist was done, I told her I didn't like it, and that I still didn't like how I look. She simply replied: ''Well, I'm a make-up artist, not a magician!'' FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML
quasimodo
United States
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Anonymous
My big face
Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML
Me
United States
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
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SpotXSpot 5
Maybe you look more dignified when not smiling?
sportsfreak81 0
Hahaha "say che.. Holy shit, nevermind!" haha
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grungecat 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
ydi
Ishki 0
hahahah!
davemania 0
ydi for not knowing this!
Peacemaker9 7
u do!!!!!
davemania 0
-10 lol this reminded me of Chandler from frnds! :D
thatsoviciouS 0
When I smile it is kinda scary. Hence that is why I don't smile much. HAHAHA So either YDI or FML because if you have yellow teeth YDI. So that is why I put both. Get some teeth cleaner...and brush!!
winterharte 0
Yeah, basically like that xD
kcarty01 0
hahaha chandlers so great (:
SarinaBoBina 0
bring it on
Nancy_Drew 0
I was just gonna say, this reminded me of bring it on
kcarty01 0
hahaha chandlers so great (:
davemania 0
at least Chandler knew that he is not photogenic when he smiles...lol!!!
kcarty01 0
hmm...i see i said that twice... /:
ladiesman14 0
do you have summer teeth, some are here, some are there ? or did you grow up in a country that does not flouridate their water. dont get me wrong i like girls in trailer parks who give pencil sharpner oral though.
FreeRunn3r 12
Damn you have an ugly smile then,or maybe you were trying to hard.
cazens 0
ouch
Ritaa_fml 4
I'm sorry about your teeth problems :( I once saw this kid who didn't have his baby teeth pulled in time and he had his permanent teeth sticking straight out on the top part of his gum. I like to whine about my overbite that makes me look like a 12-year-old but oral surgery shit is much worse.
thebravery 0
Awh, that sucks, 26!D:
Nena713 0
lmao!! reminds me of that one part on bring it on
rohosoccer08 1
I love friends! favorite show ever!
davemania 0
-36 agreed. :D
jellybean120 10
36 & 37, agree! I own all 10 seasons!
davemania 0
same here :D
deathcab7 0
haha well that sucks!
jellybean120 10
wow! I'm so slow! I just noticed who that is in your pic, Dave. I'm on episode 22 of Death Note. I <3 "L"!
rohosoccer08 1
I own most of the friends seasons but i borrowed the other ones so I've seen every episode numerous times, I just wish I didn't end... I would do anything for them to do a friends reunion movie!!!!
davemania 0
lol, such compatibility :D I love L... he owns Kira :D
davemania 0
I wrote a comment that I can't see :( well the jist of it is that i love L too and I think he owns Kira :D
davemania 0
I have wrote about 3 comments that I can see non of to 43...FML
jellybean120 10
What??? L owns Kira? did you just ruin the end for me? lol!
hahafuckkuu 0
****** uglyyyyy
Lowa_fml 3
LOL no tip for him
davemania 0
lol I replied way below bcz I'm using fml for iPhone FML!!! -43
Burukkusu 0
lmao you suck
marleytooyou 0
ur not supposed to smile in portraits cuz they take too long ur mouth would get tired hes doin it for u and no one ever smiles in portraits
gasbreakdipdip 0
poopie
KiddNYC1O 22
friends?... best show ever???... hahahahaha
lovej4ever 0
#20 - bring it on for sure. that's the first thing I thought of!
lovej4ever 0
totally bring it on. thats the first thing i thought of!
KiddNYC1O 22
70 ftw =]
itsjulia 0
haha I remember that!
DactylicRaaph 0
WTF is That FML??
bezach 0
when I smile I give ppl nightmares...
yourlifesucksyui 0
ouch.
Destro109 20
lol
dietgrape 0
second
omgmorganomg 0
try third,
moomoo14 0
or third..
cusof 0
lol
sheslostinside 0
hahaha ydi
R1xStunna 0
haha and he's an artist too they like weird shit
dramaqwene 0
I never understood how people could have gross teeth. Get them fixed if they're that bad.
Justin23L 2
Maybe she just has a bad smile? Where did you get bad teeth from this FML?
crackerkilla 0
ydi for having ugly teeth
bairenae 0
isn't that offa movie? yeah, i'd haveta say not original. buht it's hella funny. get yer teeth fixed. lol
mustardcat 1
hey cutie ;)
kristina2987 0
Haha!