Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
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jcash52426 5
Why the hell do you think it ok to walk your dog in a cemetery. Do you really think people want you having your dog pissing and ******** where their loved ones are buried.Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!
Cynical_1 26
Why the hell were you walking your dog in a cemetery? Have you never heard of a dog park?
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Comments (24)
TheEndIsNigh 10
Where I come from, you're allowed to walk dogs in the graveyard so long as you keep them on the lead. However, I wouldn't do it unless my dog was obedient and I trusted it not to do stuff like this.
jcash52426 5
At neorecon19 the people buried might not care but it is VERY disrecptpful. Where are your family members buried I'll go over and take a dump on there grave. How would that make you feel!
kaytay722 0
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Starlight8 14
Oddly, where I live. There's a playground next to a cemetery. I have to walk through to order to get there with our dogs. So I see your point but don't judge.
xMaeLA 24
You should've known people would question you for this poor decision when you typed out this fml, OP. YDI.
tygerarmy 35
You deserve it, just because you can't control your dog. As soon as you said "no" your dog should listen.
gsouther 11
The right thing to do is go buy another and replace it . Don't let it happen again. Very , very disrespectful to a dead child.
species4872 20
Guess who's going to be the zombies first choice.
TaoShaman 24
A lot of people go on walks through cemeteries and sometimes with dogs. It's a quiet place with lots of space to walk. What do people think cemeteries are for? Most people don't go there to visit their loved ones too often. People live far away or just don't like to go. So people are going to walk through them just because. Otherwise cities wouldn't have much of a reason to have them and everyone would just be cremated. That's the reason Japan doesn't have many cemeteries, people don't want to go to them and also space.
bkb02 4
cemeteries.are.for burying people and a place for people to visit and remember them Just because there's a lot of space doesn't mean you should wall your dog there
praahe 10
Who the hell walks their dog in a cemetery? Why? So he can piss on a headstone or shit on a grave?