Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
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Top comments
jcash52426 5
Why the hell do you think it ok to walk your dog in a cemetery. Do you really think people want you having your dog pissing and ******** where their loved ones are buried.Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!
Cynical_1 26
Why the hell were you walking your dog in a cemetery? Have you never heard of a dog park?
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Comments (24)
missmootoyou 4
Jesus. You people need to calm down. You don't know why OP was in the cemetery, and you don't know if dogs are allowed their or not. Perhaps OP didn't think the dog would misbehave in this way, and so didn't think there would be an issue. It's not like it was their intention
thunderniron 22
Why would you even walk your dog in a cemetery? It's not like it's okay to let your dog do it's business on graves. Seems highly inappropriate and disrespectful to me.
adame2kill4 3
Honestly from a spiritual aspect, its kinda sweet. It's like the kid got to play with a dog again. Hate all you like, but I don't think the kid minded a run around with a dog for a bit...
metroido 21
She’s a dog she doesn’t know any better