Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML
Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning off a table when one old lady looks up at me and says, "I've been a dirty, dirty girl" in a seductive tone. I thought she meant about the table so I said, "Yes you have!" She then winked at me. I walked away fast. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
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lovej4ever 0
you got nervous about a 70 year old woman talking to you??
tatertot1127 0
that's kinda funny! but what a creepy old lady!
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babybubz 0
why did a 70 year old make you nervous? LOL.... are you into that? and if it makes tou feel any better ..she probably didn't hear your response anyways
Quiet_one 22
I don't see how this is an FML. She thinks you're gay, so she won't flirt with you anymore, so you won't be any more creeped out. Problem solved. You should be congratulating yourself.
nikki4507 0
lmfao that's too funny ha ha!
tigrouficele2012 44
Haha, bet that got her off your tail. XD
AmeOwl 0
I think that's the most amazing story ever. It may have been embarrassing, but it makes a great story. :-)
hcube 0
I miss public. lived in FL for 9 years. and snickerdoodle.. you're fine. cute too. :-P you're all being way too damn sensitive. lighten the hell up. geez
hcube 0
publix, not public. damn predictive text.
brutus120 0
tame that cougar!
swaneh 0
Don't worry, Patrick. It happens to the best of us. (Though, I myself aren't exactly empathetic. I've got a bit of a "snarky" mouth on me, or so I'm told.) Tee hee, Snickerdoodle amuses me so. What appears to so many to be "snotty Grammar" is what I'd normally expect to see on any semi-literate site. Now, when I say Snickerdoodle amuses me, it isn't that she's doing it on purpose (or perhaps she is?) Honestly, the superior air her comments seem to contain such a ridiculous facade I can't begin to believe she's every really serious. Either way, I do enjoy the ganging-up that ensues. (:
slushpuppy123 0
Yeah I was wondering that too. This snickerdoodles person clearly has no life if all she can does is post on every fml. (In reply to 34)