Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML
Today, I got a message from a former very close friend (with benefits) after telling him this morning that I couldn't talk to him anymore because I felt pressured to conform to his expectations in a way that hurt me. He wanted to tell me he broke up with the girl he abandoned things with me for. I'm not responding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
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Sindyy 0
*you're *and *with a *it's *because *there's *shouldn't *nowadays *can't *you *wasn't *right You know, it really doesn't take much effort to type those properly. ^^
Asstazztic 8
Maybe ur just a bitch o_O lol
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Comments (143)
guillette123 0
wow
Lordlucian 0
Did u cheat or somthing?
cookiemobzta 0
no ho ***** deserves a phonecall, a message is suiting your needs
IHateNoobz 0
Why do all the break up FMLs have someone being with a lover for 3 years?
kolly38 0
LOL!!! YDI!!!!!! EITHER YOU DESERVED IT BY CHEATING OR DOMETHING LIKE THAT OR YOU WERE DATING A TOTAL TOOL!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT!!!! YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF!!!!!! YOU NEED TO THINK BEFORE MAKING DECISIONS!!!!!! USE YOUR BRAIN THATS WHY YOU HAVE ONE!!!! DUH!!!!!!
Averizzle 0
CAPS EXPRESS MY IDEAS NICELY!
Snow_Daisy 7
lol @79. :D
iSwag 0
lol so polite yet, so cold...he wins oh and I agree with 50 she is pretty cute
goldenone 2
79 has it right
TrekkieGirl 0
@ #63...I was wondering the same thing. Maybe 3yrs is the 'getting restless' stage of a relationship. OP, this really sucks if you didn't do anything to deserve it. If you didn't, clearly your ex is a jerk and doesn't care even the tiniest amount about your feelings. If you did, then oh well, life sucks all over.
brianred5 0
wow if you're not worth a phonecall, he's not worth a reply on facebook what a dick
thenewone 5
#63: there are common regular crisis in relationships. If you don't break up around 3 years, your relationship will last till 7 years. And then you'll get married. Either to your 7 year boyfriend, or break up and marry someone else after a month : P
BlueBomber 0
103, that was... surprisingly insightful.
arpeggioss 0
hahahaha that's ******* hilarious...props to that guy!
wellaintit_irony 0
mine lasted six years. which category will i fall into do you think? :/ lol. how lame. but yes, i agree, that was very insightful.
nmsm 1
LOL!!!!YDI!!!!!!!!DUH!!!!!! -kolly38
cmccarthy05 0
it would have been funnier if he called you to say "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree"
Aggriken 0
What difference does it make?
gangstaco_ol 3
that's so true
KASHMIR_fml 0
well stop being bitchy on facebook. everybody gets ballsier and bitchier on facebook
BeeSkwaird 0
The guy was the one being "bitchy." Sorry, OP. Sounds like a pretty childish guy. That's a really disrespectful thing to do.
KASHMIR_fml 0
well apparently SHE was the on who sent some sort of facebook message so I'm assuming it had to be pretty bitcht for him to dump her. and anyways I said PEOPLE become BALLSIER and BITCHIEr on facebook
Challenger92 0
it's rly not that serious goin on about correcting spelling I mean come on
Anti_Sora 31
You forgot to capitalize the r. You also forget a period and a uppercase W in both of your comments.
Subcontinent 14
You're misunderstanding the FML - OP meant that he broke up with her through a Facebook message not because of one she sent him
raghavfyl 0
sorry but u got OWNED!!
Mattfail 0
rofl you're boyfriend sounds awesome. YTDI bitch.
sexy_cali_girl 0
1) if ur on nd off witha guy it means its not going to work becasue theres just to many problems so you shouldnt have been with him anyways and 2) most guys now a days really have no balls and cant stand to call a girl or tell them in person anyways..so hate to admit it but you deserve this 1 for putting up with a guy that u dated on and off for 3 years..should of known he wasnt going to treat you rite when he finally broke things off
Sindyy 0
*you're *and *with a *it's *because *there's *shouldn't *nowadays *can't *you *wasn't *right You know, it really doesn't take much effort to type those properly. ^^
Eddie_Paints 0
Y'all forgot/missed that she didn't capitalize "if" since it's the 1st word in the sentence.
Resquall 0
Darn. I wanted to do this whole editing business.
Melly14398 0
Since when did this turn into grammer school on FML?? C'mon get real..... it's the freakin' Internet for fu*k sake... no one cares ONLY you people that have absolutely NO disregard for human error!
orangefanta 0
sindyy probably is snickerweirdo just to have someone who's like her. a boting know it all. go get some braces !!!
goldenone 2
carrot top is undercover!!!!
Edenbeam 19
There's a difference between human error and laziness.
Ashle1gh 14
Melly, in my opinion the spelling and grammar used in a post is more important than the actual content. If what you type looks like shit, hardly anyone will read it. I'm not saying that everything you type has to be 100% correct, but blaming such a sloppy post on 'human error' is retarded.
BeeSkwaird 0
* heroine
Melly14398 0
Ashle1gh..... but honestly I don't want to come off as a bitch because i am far from it but if someone writes "sloppy" as you say... it's the Internet... that's what I'm really trying to point out... Are we getting graded on our spelling/puncuation and so on and so forth???? That's all I'm trying to point out... if ppl wana abbr. like dis.... who cares let them... u don't want to read... THEN DONT. period The end
Ashle1gh 14
Well then if you don't like comments where people correct others, then don't read them. Works both ways, Melly.
totes_sucks 0
Melly if people want to correct, then don't read. It's just the internet, why get so worked up? And it's sloppily in that context. ;)
Sindyy 0
snickerdoodles: Oh, I missed those. Thank you. :) imabadlittlegirl: No, not really. I just hate to see someone spell like that. Melly14398: Human error? Please. That was not human error, that was someone who wouldn't waste extra two seconds to type words properly. The person had a point, the spelling killed it. orangefanta: Wtf, do you make other accounts on here to agree with you so you assumed everyone does? o.O And "go get some braces"? Am I supposed to be offended now? :O
highnoon 0
love it haha
Asstazztic 8
Maybe ur just a bitch o_O lol
cookie08_fml 0
wat a dick
garrettjordan 0
really snickerdoodles douchsock well that's a new one
Eddie_Paints 0
@#8. You want what?? I can help you with that!!
Resquall 0
what the hell does "snickerdoodles douchsock" mean?
ihatebob 2
I think it's talking about #9, snickerdoodles, using the term "douchesock" and saying that's a new term. But, have punctuation in comments would probably help understand what others say...
Emrysa 1
Re: What you mean to say is I don't have the balls to break up with a girl outside of a social networking site. Do you really want a man whos man card is nonexistent? FYL for being broken up with, but even more so FHL for lacking a pair.
Flamp1 0
You should have burned his house down.
elvgar 0
Im pretty sure that is illegal.
shamille 5
And HE isn't worth it. Maybe you should make a hate page about him on Facebook. THAT'S not illegal. Yet. or is it? ...
sexy_cali_girl 0
rofl @ #9..a douchesock? never heard that 1 :P
Asstazztic 8
That's because snickerdoodles is legit ;)