Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML
Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning off a table when one old lady looks up at me and says, "I've been a dirty, dirty girl" in a seductive tone. I thought she meant about the table so I said, "Yes you have!" She then winked at me. I walked away fast. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
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lovej4ever 0
you got nervous about a 70 year old woman talking to you??
tatertot1127 0
that's kinda funny! but what a creepy old lady!
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higgy6969 7
sweet
emorottie 0
unless shes a fag hag. :)
adidaman 3
u is ugly
blastvortex 4
Actually, I kind of like your response, OP. It's a good "buzz off" line.
BlueBomber 0
Very versatile, too: "How are you today?" "I also like my men fast."
sublimaze 6
grannies need love too. and if you miss the hole, just grab the ky
containsnosoy 0
Aww, way to prove them wrong. I wouldn't worry about it, half the time the customers don't notice anything but themselves.
r0ck_this 0
i hate those "oh shit what do i say!" situations. FYL, but i'm sure you made the woman laugh. she's 70, she's been there before plenty of times.
FCChelsea 3
why do you work at a store called 'Publix?' it sounds like pubics.
Cmc520 0
o ur cool. u culd of said have a nice day. cuz now if she. comes bak she might think something of it. duhh
deadsrs 0
Way to miss out on losing your virginity! Come on man by 70 she probably knows all KINDS of tricks. Like how to take out false teeth or dislocate her hips. Get on that!