A cashier's life
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML
Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML
Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
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error404n0tf0und 21
just laugh awkwardly until they get confused
JennyK1414 13
It's all good.. I'm a cashier and once a really cute guy came through my lane and was flirting with me. He came back through again because he forgot something. It was a pregnancy test.
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Comments (95)
Qwermy 16
damn, you should be a stand-up comedian. consider quitting that day job, OP
Ambient25 25
"Oh look I get first comment! I will waste this chance to try and be an asshole! That'll show them..."
mandyrozrox 13
I don't think OP should quit his job just because two teenage girls were acting like stuck up perfectionists ( hey- so many people are in this generation, I'm surprised people aren't used to it by now)
YoureABuzzkill 9
Yeah there's no reason to quit your job because of that. Just brush it off. Customers these days can be exceptionally rude because the customer is supposedly always right, so they tend to think its acceptable to say things like that because there will be no repercussions. Plus, girls can be catty. Don't let it get to you!
JMichael 26
I think you all failed to see the sarcasm here.
suboy 10
If they were laughing that hard im sure they wouldnt have noticed when you "accidentally" overcharged them. >:-|
error404n0tf0und 21
just laugh awkwardly until they get confused
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Or start cackling maniacally until they get uncomfortable.
Ambient25 25
or start derping out on them
Kimmismith 11
Op's fault for asking.. Lol
\ 28
#79 was one of the girls.
girlrome 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What's the big deal? I am sure they were just kidding! Unless there IS something really hilarious about you.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Or some people can be straight up rude. Especially since cashiers can't really do anything about it if they wanna keep their job. Personal experience.
SuperMew 22
What those girls did was not a joke, they were being little bitches because they could. I have seen the worst side of humanity working in retail. Some girl came up to my cash and told me I looked like a "starving African bitch" and it made her uncomfortable. She complained to my boss that I made her feel bad about herself. The woman had to be 350lbs. I was not sure what I was supposed to do? Gain weight in six second? My boss is pretty cool so he didn't even bother trying to 'reprimand' me to make the customer feel better, which has happened before over stupid shit. She suggested he hire "uglier, fatter women so no one would feel threatened when buying food." She said I looked like I was "judging" her about all her fatty foods. My boss just looked at her and said, "Perhaps you should purchase fruit?" She left agast and I have not seen her since.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
53- Just because you're pretty and take care of yourself doesn't mean you should change to make a fat bitch feel better about herself. Maybe she should change instead.
vipirius 18
Your boss sounds like an awesome person.
WellThatSucked89 13
Been there.I also work in retail and after losing forty pounds this lady asked if I was pregnant. I politely said no. She then had the audacity to continue and ask if I just had a baby. I again said no, a little more annoyed and explained that I just recently lost weight. I'm a size nine. No flab. Bitches. lol
jodyl1 5
But it also doesn't mean she has to be cruel and harsh because she can either. There's this thing called decorum, and many like these teen girls don't have it (those who feel it necessary to be crude jerks/bitches, rather than just walk away).
Dodgydaly 11
sad life
abhi95 31
Waaw! You could have just acted cool and walked.. Being satisfied with seeing them laugh..! Well.. Calculated risk Huh?
Pwn17 25
What?
KimmyCupZ 21
That comment. I cannot comprehend it. o0
GAOStarr 15
"Walk?" Do you mean "walk away?" While he/she was at work?
Marshalley 3
You could have called them skanks. Easy :)
klorehore 24
and probably lose her job in the process.
laden_swallow09 35
Would it have been worth it? I'd like to think so.
TheNewMirage 10
They're laughing because you're just way better than them. Keep your head up!
JennyK1414 13
It's all good.. I'm a cashier and once a really cute guy came through my lane and was flirting with me. He came back through again because he forgot something. It was a pregnancy test.
graceinsheepwear 34
You should submit this.
Ambient25 25
Submit this! Today, I was cashiering a lane when a really cute guy came through and began flirting with me. After he payed and left, he came back again saying he forgot something. What I hoped was his number, turned out to be a pregnancy test. FML
perdix 31
#9, just because he's got one girl knocked up doesn't mean he might not want to get another bun started in your oven ;)
passcode5 5
I get people like that all the time. It's really funny when the 15 year old boys come through my line buying condoms At The Grocery Store and that's the only thing they get, trying to avoid eye contact with you.
Zebediabolical 45
At least they're buying condoms!
j_cat187 20
You should lose your shit and destroy everything.
ShakenNotStirred 6
I noticed your aggressive toned comment and then checked out your profile and boy did it make me laugh.
j_cat187 20
You looked at my profile? I feel so violated.
CVTTRVN 19
I feel ya OP . Same scenario happened to me once and I just stood there motionless like a loser. I wanted to whip a bitch.
rockfreak333 7
You don't look like the kinda person that would get laughed at
Ololo_fml 16
She certainly is, look at this duckface (*´Д`) still pretty awkward, don't take it personally, OP