Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML
Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning off a table when one old lady looks up at me and says, "I've been a dirty, dirty girl" in a seductive tone. I thought she meant about the table so I said, "Yes you have!" She then winked at me. I walked away fast. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
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lovej4ever 0
you got nervous about a 70 year old woman talking to you??
tatertot1127 0
that's kinda funny! but what a creepy old lady!
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hedgehogs 0
I think it's a great answer, but then I am old and really shameless.
kawaiimaui 0
I'm sure you do OP! ;) ;)
karinerz 0
If you wanted her to back off, then that would have been the perfect thing to say! Unless your into old shamless ladies, then no. But I do the same thing when I don't know what to say, I panick and say stupid things too.
NyteMayr 0
Honestly everytime I read Snickers messages, I laugh at he attack from everyone that insues. Yet 11 times out of 10, I side with her. Yeah, I just used an improper fraction, so suck it. The reason people attack her is because either: 1)You got now life 2)Your an illeterate fail or 3)You think she's hot and stalk her. So for **** sakes. Leave her alone.
canzo378 0
maybe your sub-conscious was thinking though...
rhanana 0
I like how you say that people who don't like snickerdoodle are illiterate fails, and yet you fail to spell illiterate correctly :p
batman199610 0
uh, how do you know she winked at you if you were on the phone??
candy1 0
that's smart actually, she may thinks you're a gay now, you got rid of some troubles, congrats!
peachezthelette 22
snikerdoodles shoulda been swallowed, shes annoying, retarded, hypocritical and ugly. i might not be sexy, but better looking than that bitch and ummm dude this FML is funny as hell. I faved!
tazshalis 0
@snickerperson unless you are calling the op gay, I don't think you know what a Freudian slip is....you may have superior grammar and spelling ( which may or may not be computer assisted) but you seem to have inferior inteligence. that is all.